XXX: RETURN OF XANDER CAGE (2017)

3/?/2017 - XXX: Return Of Xander Cage (2017) - 3-/10

So goddamned ridiculous. That is part of the fun, granted, but every element produced a groan, a drink, or both. Most of the time, it was just too dumb (man, the dialogue in this film was terrible) or absolute insane (motor bikes that convert to motor bike/jet ski something). the time passes quickly but... woof!

This almost felt more like a Mountain Dew/Red Bull fueled Point Break polyathlete extreme commercial. The story was spectacularly thin, the acting suspect at the best of times, and it was all over-the-top. Yes, it was filled with brawny action scenes and ever more stupefying set pieces, but they did little for me. I don't know how you pretty much waste Tony Jaa and limit the spectacle that Donnie Yen brings. Too bad.

Yeah. That happened. Let's all just move along.