THE GIRL WITH THE NEEDLE (2024)
“it’s like 1920s Danish Requiem for a Dream”
Read MoreJUROR #2 (2024)
“I think it might have actually worked better as a miniseries”
Read MoreNOSFERATU (2024)
“A gothic symphony of bloody beauty, shadowed sensuality, and feral fantasy.”
Read MoreMEMOIR OF A SNAIL (2024)
“molded childlike fancy around this adult core”
Read MoreWICKED (2024)
“Bubblegum Legally Barbie in Wonka Potter Narnia”
Read MoreA COMPLETE UNKNOWN (2024)
“Timmy brings it and gets blown away in the gusty wind of the mysterious Bob Dylan.”
Read MoreEXPEND4BLES (EXPENDABLES 4) (2024)
This sucked
Read MoreROAD HOUSE (2024)
“This film didn’t need to exist and didn’t do much to justify its questionable existence. “
Read MoreDAMSEL (2024)
“You could do worse but you could also do so much better.”
Read MoreOne Percenter (2023)
“action stunt pieces blink as energetic beacons in the darkness of this film’s totality”
Read MoreBADLAND HUNTERS (2024)
“Kind of Mad Max meets Re-Animator..kind of”
Read MoreSIXTY MINUTES (2024)
"it scratches the itch that it intends to"
Read MoreONE MORE SHOT (2024)
"doesn’t excel to something more than a decent gimmicky flared action afternoon"
Read MoreALIEN: ROMULUS (2024)
"losing its way forward telling its own story to something only interested in pointing backwards"
Read MoreCIVIL WAR (2024)
“fire and brimstone that ends up signifying very little”
Read MoreDUNE: PART TWO (2024)
This version of Dune pushes past the standard “hero” narrative to blatantly display the negatives inherent charismagik leader, probably more than the first book does.
Read MoreMADAME WEB (2024)
“Unfortunately it is just lame bad, not fun bad enough to see, but everyone’s Madam mileage can vary”
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