JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH (2025)
“Unless you are a Jurassic completist (may dinoheaven help you), skip this Jurassic junk.”
Read MoreAVATAR: FIRE AND ASH (2025)
I didn’t think it would happen but I am a Varang stan
Read MoreK-POP DEMON HUNTERS (2025)
“the music which is infectious and delightful”
Read MoreONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER (2025)
“one of my favorite times in a theater this year and probably my favorite film of the year”
Read MoreSINNERS (2025)
“speaks to the zeitgeist and is pleasing the crowd”
Read MoreEXPEND4BLES (EXPENDABLES 4) (2024)
This sucked
Read MoreROAD HOUSE (2024)
“This film didn’t need to exist and didn’t do much to justify its questionable existence. “
Read MoreDAMSEL (2024)
“You could do worse but you could also do so much better.”
Read MoreOne Percenter (2023)
“action stunt pieces blink as energetic beacons in the darkness of this film’s totality”
Read MoreBADLAND HUNTERS (2024)
“Kind of Mad Max meets Re-Animator..kind of”
Read MoreNIMONA (2023
"A magical little animated action adventure that smartly focuses more on the heart at its core than flashy chassis it rides in."
Read MoreGODZILLA MINUS ONE (2023)
"A solid to better than most Godzilla effort, but..."
Read MoreSIXTY MINUTES (2024)
"it scratches the itch that it intends to"
Read MoreONE MORE SHOT (2024)
"doesn’t excel to something more than a decent gimmicky flared action afternoon"
Read MoreMAYHEM! (FARANG) (2023)
"It is brutal, in a way that you feel like Josh Brolin should be screaming it in your face"
Read MoreSILENT NIGHT (2023)
"Yuletide Deathwish John Q. PubWick"
Read MoreCIVIL WAR (2024)
“fire and brimstone that ends up signifying very little”
Read MoreDUNE: PART TWO (2024)
This version of Dune pushes past the standard “hero” narrative to blatantly display the negatives inherent charismagik leader, probably more than the first book does.
Read MoreINDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY (2023)
“The adventure nobody wanted or needed…if only this couldn’t have been Indie or our destiny”
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