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“Unless you are a Jurassic completist (may dinoheaven help you), skip this Jurassic junk.”
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“flourishes of beauty and quirk, but it felt light and incomplete”
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“a dark witches magically brewed spell, but instead of using virgin’s blood they used almond milk”
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“ I had a decent time letting it reign down it’s mechanical wrath upon me”
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"Fart jokes and "sh*t stick" exclamation variations do little for me in the way of amusement"Read More