INDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY (2023)
“The adventure nobody wanted or needed…if only this couldn’t have been Indie or our destiny”
Read MoreWITHOUT FILM, SOMETHING SLEEPS INSIDE US AND SELDOM AWAKENS. THE SLEEPER MUST AWAKEN.
“The adventure nobody wanted or needed…if only this couldn’t have been Indie or our destiny”
Read More“Fast appears to have lost its luster for crafting the crazy into delirious and digestible mayhem”
Read More“just blah and pedestrian - certainly nothing super about it”
Read More“like grains of sand falling through your fingers, it left me unfulfilled”
Read More“left adrift in its empty playground of trivial violence and vacant reflection”
Read More“a film that, beyond the short story premise of intrigue and stakes, falls genuinely flat”
Read More“a tapestry of disdain and depression; for progenitor, protagonist, and participant.”
Read More“a passion project made entirely on “I am in love with this” but none of “I have this to say”.
Read More“Though it delivers on the promise of a killer Santa robot terrorizing, it didn’t pack enough “Ho! Ho!”s along with its “Holy Sh*t!”s. “
Read More“how you could spend so much time with these characters and fail them so horribly?”
Read More“This was a spaceship without fuel destined for an unknown black orb of obscurity”
Read More“Beast swipes at a formula that is easy to enjoy, but still misses the mark.”
Read More“rides its stupidity like a sled down a DaVinci Code bunny slope to a goofy smirk”
Read More“what we received on the whole was a disappointment”
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Read More“Jessica Chastain and the makeup department were pulling double their weight”
Read More“mire of defeat and hopelessness”
Read More“most vibrant element that is missing from this volume of the franchise was the fun”
Read More“a pale shade on the cave wall”
Read More“outlandish slide through the pigpen of 80s/90s horror shlock and the twistiest of thrillers”
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