10/9/21 - V/H/S 94 - 3/10
Another installment in the V/H/S anthology horror series. This was probably the worst or 2nd to worst one so far. Just not much too fun or terrifying in this one.
I watched it because it was an easy watch, I watch plenty of things, and have seen all the others, but it did give me the avenue to make this ranking list:
V/H/S Franchise Segments ranking:
1. V/H/S/2 Safe Haven by Timo Tjahjanto & Gareth Evans - Expose into a cult compound goes deathly haywire.
2. V/H/S/2 Slumber Party Alien Abduction by Jason Eisener - Aliens invade a teenager party.
3. V/H/S Amateur Night by David Bruckner - 2 men’s date/sex night goes awry as one of the women is something special
4. V/H/S/2 Phase I Clinical Trials by Adam Wingard - Experimental ocular implant shows a young man more than he bargained for.
5. V/H/S: Viral Parallel Monsters by Nacho Vigalondo - Inventor finds parallel worlds but some of those differences are...frightening.
6. V/H/S The Sick Thing That Happened to Emily When She Was Younger by Joe Swanberg - a girlfriend’s unnatural bump on her arm is a sign of something much more horrifying
7. V/H/S Tuesday the 17th by Glenn McQuaid - a fun take on a VHS themed supernatural slasher
8. V/H/S Second Honeymoon by Ti West - creepy taped home invasion during a couple’s honeymoon
9. V/H/S/94 Terror by Ryan Prows - A white nationalist militia bumbles through their plot to use something special to blow stuff up.
10. V/H/S/2 A Ride in the Park by Eduardo Sanchez & Gregg Hale - Bicycles and zombies
11. V/H/S: Viral Bonestorm by Justin Benson & Aaron Scoot Moorhead - Skateboarders vs. cultists.
12. V/H/S/94 The Subject by Timo Tjahjanto - Mad scientist tries his hand at Tetsuo the Iron Man hijinks.
13. V/H/S 10/31/98 - Halloween parties and exorcisms don’t mix
V/H/S/94 Storm Drain by Chloe Okuno - A local anchor finds an urban legend in the sewer all too real.
14. V/H/S: Viral Dante the Great by Gregg Bishop - A magic cloak has some amazing powers.
15. V/H/S/94 The Empty Wake by Simon Barrett - A lonesome funerary attendant experiences bumps in the night during a wake.
1. V/H/S Tape 56 [Frame Narrative]
2. V/H/S: Viral Vicious Circles [Framing Narrative]
3. V/H/S/2 Tape 49 [Frame Narrative]
4. V/H/S/94 Holy Hell [Framing Narrative]
