MALIGNANT (2021)
“outlandish slide through the pigpen of 80s/90s horror shlock and the twistiest of thrillers”
Read MoreSNAKE EYES (2021)
“The poor parts were accentuated and the possibilities with talent and thought wasted.”
Read MoreSHANG-CHI AND THE LEGEND OF THE TEN RINGS (2021)
I am on board with where Shang Chi and Katy go from here.
Read MoreTHE SUICIDE SQUAD (2021)
“Solid dumb fun adult spectacle that is an easy crowd pleaser”
Read MoreJESUS SHOWS YOU THE WAY TO THE HIGHWAY (2020)
“Referential, re-interpretive, rebellious, and above all, ridiculous”
Read MoreBLOOD RED SKY (2021)
“A fun, well cast, and pathos permeated tale of vampires on a plane”
Read MoreGUNPOWDER MILKSHAKE (2021)
“completely derivative, unduly jovial and overly gossamery”
Read MoreBLACK WIDOW (2021)
“no gods and very few super powers, just mostly people battle people for personal dramatic reasons and not to save the universe”
Read MoreTHE TOMORROW WAR (2021)
“A film completely based and manufactured off of a throwaway pitch that sounded “cool” but nobody progressed passed that.”
Read MoreF9: THE FAST SAGA (2021)
“Yeah, we are going to let them do whatever insane shit sticks to the walls like super magnets, rocket cars, or Tarzan swinging cars. F--- YOU! Next time they will time travel, ASSHOLE!”
Read MoreINFINITE (2021)
“Stakesless and more interested in splosions than mythology or drama”
Read MoreRIDERS OF JUSTICE (2021)
“The ultimate cinematic brooder stoics over every frame”
Read MoreARMY OF THE DEAD (2021)
“What I think should have been more fun is annoyingly long and grindingly stolid”
Read MoreTRAIN TO BUSAN PRESENTS: PENINSULA (2020)
“It would be a weak zombie grasping recommend.”
Read MoreTHOSE WHO WISH ME DEAD (2021)
Sheridan is good at this “rural action thriller” genre
Read MoreTOM CLANCY'S WITHOUT REMORSE (2021)
“Jack Ryan 2.0, who’s more angsty and Wickian/Jack Reacher-ey...I guess”
Read MoreRUSSKIY REYD (RUSSIAN RAID) (2020)
“a vodka soaked, kalashnikov wielding, and Cossack dancing Siberian savage take”
Read MoreGODZILLA vs. KONG (2021)
“During its 72 9/11s, their concussive cataclysm just becomes a dull and monotonous void”
Read MoreLOVE AND MONSTERS (2020)
“I wanted the main character to parish”
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