THE NIGHT CLERK (2020)
“keeps you wanting and expecting trepidation or titillation, but amazingly provides neither”
Read MoreWITHOUT FILM, SOMETHING SLEEPS INSIDE US AND SELDOM AWAKENS. THE SLEEPER MUST AWAKEN.
“keeps you wanting and expecting trepidation or titillation, but amazingly provides neither”
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Manic and poetic, narratively and visually. It is punk, it is hard steel with a soft lacy dress underneath, it is a rebellion against truth and lies and form and fashion - it carves its own weathered path through the rock of myth. It asks for no quarter and begs for no virtuous admiration. It is, bleak and severe as the embittered progeny of an inhospitable land.
The spotlight night travels were enchanting. The dps work was quite good. As was the acting from a smorgasbord of kind and quality. McKay solidified his passion filled physicality and determined acting prowess. He is a star on the come up.Yes, this isn’t a “true” account, but it is a wickedly alternative twist on a legend, and it popped in a delightful way for me.
A pretty generic romcom setup that struggles to get out of the gate. Eventually it hooks into a serviceable, if not pretty charming groove, but even at its height it still has some grating elements and can’t get out of its own way. I wanted to like this, seeing as how I like the actors and I thought the premise was cute, but it managed to have too many cringe worthy social situations, too many dickhead characters, it lacked in making an emotional connection for the majority, and it punched down instead of up where it could have swung.
The best parts of this film are pretty amiable, but they kept getting trumped by overwrought plotting or poor screenplay decisions/characters. It’s like it wanted to be more “teen ready” when it would have benefited from trying to appeal to an older audience. I didn’t hate the viewing, but it steered away from the path up the road to the shining hill and decided to drift off into cheesy stripmall nothingness.
“seeds of ideas that never grew into flowering plants”
Read More“a lifeless clone of an interesting drama filled action movie - impotent and unremarkable”
Read More“a dark witches magically brewed spell, but instead of using virgin’s blood they used almond milk”
Read More“ if the surroundings are CGI, and the characters are CGI, and it is about anthropomorphized animals, with not a single pertinent live action element, is it live action?”
Read More“…cuts, cranes, tna, splosions, close-ups, extremes, tna, flashy cars, big guns, splosions…”
Read More“pretty slow and it is mostly a set up for an old bat to be whacked upon some fools”
Read More“manages to strip out the joy and magic from one of your beloved childhood faves”
Read More“it fizzled as a premature ember rather than the raging blistering inferno the material provided for”
Read More“ the titillation of a cereal box, with just about as much surprise and excitement”
Read More“we get a bloated, try hard of a monstrosity that leaves no one satisfied”
Read More“only “mad” Max you might find here is an angry viewer dissatisfied with motivation and dialogue”
Read More“Unnecessary, unwanted, and ultimately, unsatisfactory, unfortunately. “
Read More“hour and a half of ho-hum nothingness and monotonous generic non-drama”
Read More“A raging fire of flash and flesh, but resulting in only ruin. “
Read More“it felt more like a joke homage about Predator films than an earnest & violent killer Predator flick”
Read More“All hoped hype sizzle with no substance or real value, which is fairly fitting for a movie about Venom”
Read More"It was not quirky enough to be special, nor funny enough to be justified."Read More