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TRUE HISTORY OF THE KELLY GANG (2020) & A GUIDE TO SECOND DATE SEX (2019)

May 25, 2020 by Jacob Nelson in 2019, 2020, 3, 6, BIOGRAPHY, COMEDY, CRIME, DRAMA, FOREIGN, G, ROMANCE, T

5/6/20 - TRUE HISTORY OF THE KELLY GANG (2020) - 6+/10

Manic and poetic, narratively and visually. It is punk, it is hard steel with a soft lacy dress underneath, it is a rebellion against truth and lies and form and fashion - it carves its own weathered path through the rock of myth. It asks for no quarter and begs for no virtuous admiration. It is, bleak and severe as the embittered progeny of an inhospitable land.

The spotlight night travels were enchanting. The dps work was quite good. As was the acting from a smorgasbord of kind and quality. McKay solidified his passion filled physicality and determined acting prowess. He is a star on the come up.Yes, this isn’t a “true” account, but it is a wickedly alternative twist on a legend, and it popped in a delightful way for me.

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5/12/20 - A GUIDE TO SECOND DATE SEX (2019) - 3+/4-/10

A pretty generic romcom setup that struggles to get out of the gate. Eventually it hooks into a serviceable, if not pretty charming groove, but even at its height it still has some grating elements and can’t get out of its own way. I wanted to like this, seeing as how I like the actors and I thought the premise was cute, but it managed to have too many cringe worthy social situations, too many dickhead characters, it lacked in making an emotional connection for the majority, and it punched down instead of up where it could have swung.

The best parts of this film are pretty amiable, but they kept getting trumped by overwrought plotting or poor screenplay decisions/characters. It’s like it wanted to be more “teen ready” when it would have benefited from trying to appeal to an older audience. I didn’t hate the viewing, but it steered away from the path up the road to the shining hill and decided to drift off into cheesy stripmall nothingness.

May 25, 2020 /Jacob Nelson
Justin Kurzel, George MacKay, Essie Davis, Nicholas Hoult, Charlie Hunnam, Russell Crowe, Claudia Karvan, Thomasin McKenzie, Rachel Hirons, Alexandra Roach, Emma Rigby, Michael Socha
2019, 2020, 3, 6, BIOGRAPHY, COMEDY, CRIME, DRAMA, FOREIGN, G, ROMANCE, T
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TERMINATOR: DARK FATE (2019)

February 24, 2020 by Jacob Nelson in 2019, 5, ACTION, SCIENCE FICTION, T

“both a marriage to but spiced invention to the Terminator trope”

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Tim Miller, Linda Hamilton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Mackenzie Davis, Natalie Reyes, Gabriel Luna
2019, 5, ACTION, SCIENCE FICTION, T
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THE TWO POPES (2019)

January 16, 2020 by Jacob Nelson in 2019, 7, BIOGRAPHY, DRAMA, Oscars 2020, T

“Pryce was so tangible and realized; a fantastic performance”

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Fernando Meirelles, Anthony Hopkins, Jonathan Pryce, Juan Minujin
2019, 7, BIOGRAPHY, DRAMA, Oscars 2020, T
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TIGERS ARE NOT AFRAID (2017)

December 07, 2019 by Jacob Nelson in 2017, 6, FANTASY, FOREIGN, HORROR, T

“blackly shaded and psychologically viscous as molasses”

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Issa López, Paola Lara, Juan Ramón López
2017, 6, FANTASY, FOREIGN, HORROR, T
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TRIPLE THREAT (2019)

July 10, 2019 by Jacob Nelson in 2019, 5, ACTION, T

“action movie nerd debate come to life”

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Jesse V. Johnson, Tony Jaa, Tiger Hu Chen, Iko Uwais, Scott Adkins, Celina Jade, Michael Jai White, Michael Bisping, Jeeja Yanin
2019, 5, ACTION, T
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TOY STORY 4 (2019)

June 26, 2019 by Jacob Nelson in 2019, 7, ANIMATED, COMEDY, FAMILY, T, Oscars 2020

“Was it also as good as its Toy Story brethren?.. Yes. Of course it was. It was really good”

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June 26, 2019 /Jacob Nelson /Source
Josh Cooley, Tom Hanks, Tim Allen, Annie Potts, Tony Hale, Keegan-Michael Key, Madeleine McGraw, Christina Hendricks, Jordan Peele, Keanu Reeves, Ally Maki, Joan Cusack, Bonnie Hunt, Kristen Schaal, Wallace Shawn, John Ratzenburger, Blake Clark, Don Rickles, Carl Weathers, Estelle Harris, Laurie Metcalf
2019, 7, ANIMATED, COMEDY, FAMILY, T, Oscars 2020
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US (2019)

April 23, 2019 by Jacob Nelson in 2019, 6, DRAMA, HORROR, SCIENCE FICTION, T, THRILLER, U

“Us has plenty to say, though none of the sentiments whisper as loudly as Get Out. Much more of a traditional horror film experience”

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April 23, 2019 /Jacob Nelson /Source
Jordan Peele, Lupita Nyong'o, Winston Duke, Elisabeth Moss, Tim Heidecker, Shahadi Wright Joseph, Evan Alex
2019, 6, DRAMA, HORROR, SCIENCE FICTION, T, THRILLER, U
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TRIPLE FRONTIER (2019)

March 20, 2019 by Jacob Nelson in 2019, 5, ACTION, DRAMA, T

“just never got over that “this is pretty darn good” speed-bump, stalling a bit on its way up that hill, despite a satisfactory ride”

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J.C. Chandor, Ben Affleck, Oscar Isaac, Charlie Hunnam, Garret Hedlund, Pedro Pascal, Adria Arjona
2019, 5, ACTION, DRAMA, T
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TULLY (2018)

July 02, 2018 by Jacob Nelson in 2018, 6, COMEDY, DRAMA, T

“Standard Diablo Cody script wit and savvy while Theron nails her disenchanted and run ragged motherly persona”

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Jason Reitman, Diablo Cody, Charlize Theron, Mackenzie Davis, Mark Duplass, Ron Livingston, Elaine Tan
2018, 6, COMEDY, DRAMA, T
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THREE BILLBOARDS OUTSIDE OF EBBING, MISSOURI (2017)

December 04, 2017 by Jacob Nelson in 2017, 8, COMEDY, CRIME, DRAMA, T, Oscars 2018
"It may not be my favorite and still have some shortcomings, but this is still an exceptional project and a definite “should see”."
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December 04, 2017 /Jacob Nelson /Source
Martin McDonagh, Frances McDormand, Woody Harrelson, Sam Rockwell, Caleb Landry Jones, Abbie Cornish, Lucas Hedges, Peter Dinklage, John Hawkes, Clarke Peters, Samara Weaving
2017, 8, COMEDY, CRIME, DRAMA, T, Oscars 2018
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THEY CALL ME JEEG (2015)

November 13, 2017 by Jacob Nelson in 2015, 5, ACTION, COMIC BOOK, COMEDY, FOREIGN, T
"Down on his luck "real life" super powers flick, but musters only enough for moments of uniqueness and unsustainable quality."
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Gabriele Mainetti, Claudio Santamaria, Luca Marinelli, Ilenia Pastorelli
2015, 5, ACTION, COMIC BOOK, COMEDY, FOREIGN, T
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THOR: RAGNAROK (2017)

November 10, 2017 by Jacob Nelson in 6, 2017, ACTION, COMIC BOOK, SCIENCE FICTION, T
"This film breathes character and flaunts personality, while still fitting in the precious Marvel mold."
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Taika Waititi, Chris Hemsworth, Tom Hiddleston, Cate Blanchett, Matt Damon, Idris Elba, Jeff Goldblum, Tessa Thompson, Karl Urban, Mark Ruffalo, Anthony Hopkins, Benedict Cumberbatch, Rachel House, Clancy Brown, Tadanobu Asano, Ray Stevenson, Sam Neil, Luke Hemsworth
6, 2017, ACTION, COMIC BOOK, SCIENCE FICTION, T
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T2 TRAINSPOTTING (2017)

May 20, 2017 by Jacob Nelson in 2017, 5, DRAMA, FOREIGN, T
"Certainly for the fan who wants another hit, one last score, despite it not being what they need."
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Ewan McGregor, Robert Carlyle, Steven Robertson, Ewen Bremner, Shirley Henderson, Jonny Lee Miller, Anjela Nedyalkova, Kelly Macdonald
2017, 5, DRAMA, FOREIGN, T
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TONI ERDMANN (2016)

February 26, 2017 by Jacob Nelson in 2016, 7, DRAMA, FOREIGN, T, COMEDY
"I would certainly recommend this absurdist dramedy with a singular vision."
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February 26, 2017 /Jacob Nelson /Source
Maren Ade, Sandra Huller, Peter Simonischek
2016, 7, DRAMA, FOREIGN, T, COMEDY
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13 HOURS (2016)

February 23, 2017 by Jacob Nelson in 4, 2016, ACTION, WAR, T, Oscars 2017
"Surprisingly not awful."
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Jon Krasinski, Michael Bay, David Costabile, Pablo Schreiber, Max Martini
4, 2016, ACTION, WAR, T, Oscars 2017
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20TH CENTURY WOMEN (2016)

February 10, 2017 by Jacob Nelson in 2016, 7, COMEDY, DRAMA, T, Oscars 2017
"The whole film is wonderfully whimsical, humanly germane, and cinematically adroit."
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Mike MIlls, Annette Bening, Elle Fanning, Greta Gerwig, Billy Crudup, Lucas Jade Zumann, Joshua Burge, Alia Shawkat
2016, 7, COMEDY, DRAMA, T, Oscars 2017
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TANNA (2015)

February 09, 2017 by Jacob Nelson in 2015, 6, DRAMA, FOREIGN, ROMANCE, T, Oscars 2017
"This is a solid movie with a charming peek into a far off existence, filled with spirit and natural reverence."
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Martin Butler, Bentley Dean, Mungau Dain, Marie Wawa
2015, 6, DRAMA, FOREIGN, ROMANCE, T, Oscars 2017
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TROLLS (2016)

January 13, 2017 by Jacob Nelson in 2016, 4, ANIMATED, COMEDY, FANTASY, FAMILY, T, Oscars 2017
'In all honesty, I wanted to hate this movie, but he overall experience left me non-hate filled."
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January 13, 2017 /Jacob Nelson /Source
Walt Dohrn, Mike Mitchell, Anna Kendrick, Justin Timberlake, Zooey Deschanel, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Russell Brand, Gwen Stefani, John Cleese, James Corden, Jeffrey Tambor, Ron Funches, Quvenzhané Wallis, Kunal Nayyar
2016, 4, ANIMATED, COMEDY, FANTASY, FAMILY, T, Oscars 2017
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TRAIN TO BUSAN (2016)

December 27, 2016 by Jacob Nelson in 2016, 5, ACTION, SCIENCE FICTION, T, HORROR, ZOMBIE
"Quick twitch zombie savagery trapped in the confines (or coffins) of speeding rail cars!"
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December 27, 2016 /Jacob Nelson /Source
Sang-ho Yeon, Yoo Gong, Su-an Kim, Yu-mi Jung, Dong-seok Ma
2016, 5, ACTION, SCIENCE FICTION, T, HORROR, ZOMBIE
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TOWER (2016)

December 20, 2016 by Jacob Nelson in 2016, 7, ANIMATED, DOCUMENTARY, T
" It was masterfully constructed, retelling the past in an interesting and stimulating fashion."
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Keith Maitland
2016, 7, ANIMATED, DOCUMENTARY, T
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