HEREDITARY (2018)
“I just personally wish that the eerie and eidolic pushed me to my edge or shook me, rather than intrigue me to ponder the mysteries. “
Read MoreMOM AND DAD (2017)
“…sick fantasy fulfillment here, and while disgustingly primal in its wickedness and taboos, the premise only takes you so far… “
Read MoreANDRE THE GIANT (2018)
“The ecosystem of the biz and the ripples Andre made were the real star. “
Read MoreISLE OF DOGS (2018)
"Though distinctly problematic, it is still unimaginably gorgeous, extremely fun, and undeniably sweet."Read More
A QUIET PLACE (2018)
"It is a novel experience and works well; a basic idea executed with aplomb."Read More
READY PLAYER ONE (2018)
"It works in the ways that it strives the hardest: being a light escapist fiction"Read More
THE BABYSITTER (2017)
"It was not quirky enough to be special, nor funny enough to be justified."Read More
PRIDE AND PREJUDICE AND ZOMBIES (2016)
"The breasts are pushed up, the effects popping out, and my spiritless disdain boiling over."Read More
BAYWATCH (2017)
"The obnoxious plot and blank characters couldn’t even make the non-fat abs and ample bouncing cleavage palatable."Read More
PACIFIC RIM: UPRISING (2018)
"It really had the ambition and feel of a made for TV sci-if movie, but with a huge budget."Read More
THE BELKO EXPERIMENT (2016)
"uninteresting and relentlessly futile death porn"Read More
MUTE (2018)
"It could have been so much more flavorful, sustaining, and extraordinary than it was."Read More
ANNIHILATION (2018)
"But to the book, it just is not as special. Leaves one wondering but doesn't retain the “wonder”."Read More
FACES PLACES (2017)
"Expressive and introspective, with art, life, and the crossroads at which their meanings meet."Read More
WONDER (2017)
"I didn’t find it cute enough, special enough, funny enough, or sad enough."Read More
LOVELESS (2017)
" Loveless is a harsh existence as cold and unforgiving as the Siberian wind, sublime and destructive."Read More
VICTORIA & ABDUL (2017)
"Pour some gratuitous melodrama on top (of monotony), and you get a heartburn inducing meal. "Read More
ROMAN J. ISRAEL, ESQ. (2017)
"An OK film that tries hard at times, but never quite coalesces."Read More
A FANTASTIC WOMAN (2017)
"...strong moments of pain, dejection, and sorrow within the existence of this trans woman."Read More
FERDINAND (2017)
"I saw it and will never think about it again."Read More