TERMINATOR GENISYS (2015)
"Oof. That was bad."Read More
MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 5 - ROGUE NATION (2015)
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"Sure there was spectacle, but apparently, the Mission of making a great one of these Cruise vehicles is, indeed, Impossible."Read More
THE HOBBIT: BATTLE OF THE FIVE ARMIES (2014)
"A shameful and trivial languishing in a glorious world."Read More
FANTASTIC FOUR (2015)
"Putting "fantastic" anywhere around this film should be a crime."Read More
OUTCAST (2015)
"Hayden gets pissed on"Read More
CHAPPIE (2015)
"Probably about time to give up on the hope that was Blomkamp"Read More
THE MAZE RUNNER (2014)
"Still, could have been worse."Read More
NO TEARS FOR THE DEAD (2014)
"A pretty darn good little action film."Read More
JURASSIC WORLD (2015)
On this movie's tombstone: "Made me not care about dinosaurs."Read More
KUNG FURY (2015)
" Strap on your Power Glove and thank the crowd funding gods that this 30 minutes of insanity got made."Read More
KINGSMAN: THE SECRET SERVICE (2014)
"It's popcorn nonsense, but it was still surprisingly munchable."Read More
MAD MAX: FURY ROAD 3D (2015)
"An amazingly thought out and executed cinema marvel."Read More
JUPITER ASCENDING (2015)
"Besides a laugh, not worth your time (maybe not even then)."Read More
AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON (2015)
"ridiculous cartoony "big comic event" movie that was technically well done, but too popcorn
Read MoreSEVENTH SON (2014)
"Can we all just agree that Jeff Bridges shouldn't be cast in these movies."Read More
300: RISE OF AN EMPIRE (2014)
"The worst parts of 300 cranked up to 11"Read More
JOHN WICK (2014)
"BANG... headshot"Read More
AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2 (2014)
"Don't care enough to talk about how bad everything else is"Read More
ROBOCOP (2014)
"Saw it for free... The price might have been too steep."Read More