PROJECT WOLF HUNTING (2022)
“the brutality and nonstop intensity either carries you through or leaves you looking for the exit in the first 10 minutes.”
Read MoreCHRISTMAS BLOODY CHRISTMAS (2022)
“Though it delivers on the promise of a killer Santa robot terrorizing, it didn’t pack enough “Ho! Ho!”s along with its “Holy Sh*t!”s. “
Read MoreAVATAR: THE WAY OF WATER (2022)
“provides exactly what you would expect from an Avatar film. “
Read MoreBLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER (2022)
“reasonably adept ode to their fallen brethren while concocting an engaging superhero narrative as well.”
Read MoreDEUS (2022)
“This was a spaceship without fuel destined for an unknown black orb of obscurity”
Read MoreSHARK SIDE OF THE MOON (2022)
“Straight to video schlock doesn’t need to be good but it does need to be fun.”
Read MoreJURASSIC WORLD: DOMINION (2022)
Let us all hope that, like the dinos they keep trotting out every few years, that these insanely dull and perpetually disappointing Jurassic films are now extinct.
Read MoreEVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022)
“Matrix and Paddington had a baby in a Michelle Gondry/Jackie Chan kung fu film.”
Read MoreMOONFALL (2022)
“Emerich has completely lost his touch”
Read MoreDON'T LOOK UP (2021)
“we need to drink the righteous slurry that we made of our own ignorance and willfulness”
Read MoreTHE MATRIX RESURRECTIONS (2021)
“a pale shade on the cave wall”
Read MoreETERNALS (2021)
“It’s really a film of dichotomies that is somewhat vexing”
Read MoreDUNE: PART ONE (2021)
“Voracious spectacle for the eyes, with mood and meticulous detail.”
Read MoreTITANE (2021)
“revels in its insanity and blazes its own trail into an inexplicable immensity”
Read MoreVENOM: LET THERE BE CARNAGE (2021)
“Venom seems to completely whiff on any humor or engagement.”
Read MorePRISONER OF THE GHOSTLAND (2021)
*waves his hand for a magical mind trick* “This is not the Nicola Cage you are looking for”
Read MoreOLD (2021)
“This is hackneyed and taxing”
Read MoreSNAKE EYES (2021)
“The poor parts were accentuated and the possibilities with talent and thought wasted.”
Read MoreDEMONIC (2021)
“Sadly, it’s a skip and probably don’t bother”
Read MoreTHE SUICIDE SQUAD (2021)
“Solid dumb fun adult spectacle that is an easy crowd pleaser”
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