JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH (2025)
“Unless you are a Jurassic completist (may dinoheaven help you), skip this Jurassic junk.”
Read MoreWITHOUT FILM, SOMETHING SLEEPS INSIDE US AND SELDOM AWAKENS. THE SLEEPER MUST AWAKEN.
“Unless you are a Jurassic completist (may dinoheaven help you), skip this Jurassic junk.”
Read MoreRead More“Cute but bland”
“it lacked pizzazz and potency”
Read More“This was good but not near his top level work, though his sensibilities meshed well with a reinterpretation of STGP.”
Read MoreI didn’t think it would happen but I am a Varang stan
Read More“A sumptuously crafted, milk filled, mother loving, long-limbed sexy baby version of the Frankenstein”
Read More“Kind of Mad Max meets Re-Animator..kind of”
Read More"A solid to better than most Godzilla effort, but..."
Read More"losing its way forward telling its own story to something only interested in pointing backwards"
Read MoreThis version of Dune pushes past the standard “hero” narrative to blatantly display the negatives inherent charismagik leader, probably more than the first book does.
Read More“This Frankensteinian exploration into introspective actualization is a hoot and you totally should”
Read More“Final girl vs aliens with almost no dialogue was solid”
Read More“The adventure nobody wanted or needed…if only this couldn’t have been Indie or our destiny”
Read More“Another super hero “meh”, though it was better than some of its big budget brethren”
Read More“This is Meg 2, for more f’n megs, not Meg’n’Friends”
Read More“not just good; great, but not perfection”
Read More“Songs, splosions, cuteness, and movement standing in for story.”
Read More“a vast vacuous CGI plain of mediocrity, quickly losing any of the drive, excitement or sheer fun that you expected”
Read More“It’s empty scaffolding propping up a digital rotted foundation”
Read More“a devilish little horror escapade with some capitalistic & mechanical creep”
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