JURASSIC WORLD: REBIRTH (2025)
“Unless you are a Jurassic completist (may dinoheaven help you), skip this Jurassic junk.”
Read MoreELIO (2025)
Read More“Cute but bland”
ARCO (2025)
“it lacked pizzazz and potency”
Read MoreBUGONIA (2025)
“This was good but not near his top level work, though his sensibilities meshed well with a reinterpretation of STGP.”
Read MoreAVATAR: FIRE AND ASH (2025)
I didn’t think it would happen but I am a Varang stan
Read MoreFRANKENSTEIN (2025)
“A sumptuously crafted, milk filled, mother loving, long-limbed sexy baby version of the Frankenstein”
Read MoreBADLAND HUNTERS (2024)
“Kind of Mad Max meets Re-Animator..kind of”
Read MoreGODZILLA MINUS ONE (2023)
"A solid to better than most Godzilla effort, but..."
Read MoreALIEN: ROMULUS (2024)
"losing its way forward telling its own story to something only interested in pointing backwards"
Read MoreDUNE: PART TWO (2024)
This version of Dune pushes past the standard “hero” narrative to blatantly display the negatives inherent charismagik leader, probably more than the first book does.
Read MorePOOR THINGS (2023)
“This Frankensteinian exploration into introspective actualization is a hoot and you totally should”
Read MoreNO ONE WILL SAVE YOU (2023)
“Final girl vs aliens with almost no dialogue was solid”
Read MoreINDIANA JONES AND THE DIAL OF DESTINY (2023)
“The adventure nobody wanted or needed…if only this couldn’t have been Indie or our destiny”
Read MoreBLUE BEETLE (2023)
“Another super hero “meh”, though it was better than some of its big budget brethren”
Read MoreMEG 2: THE TRENCH (2023)
“This is Meg 2, for more f’n megs, not Meg’n’Friends”
Read MoreSPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE (2023)
“not just good; great, but not perfection”
Read MoreGUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY VOL. 3
“Songs, splosions, cuteness, and movement standing in for story.”
Read MoreANT-MAN AND THE WASP: QUANTUMANIA (2023)
“a vast vacuous CGI plain of mediocrity, quickly losing any of the drive, excitement or sheer fun that you expected”
Read More5G: THE RECKONING (2023)
“It’s empty scaffolding propping up a digital rotted foundation”
Read MoreM3GAN (2022)
“a devilish little horror escapade with some capitalistic & mechanical creep”
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